Breakfast tacos & How to eat out! When I got, sat down and was given the talk it, was by my beloved auntie Lissa, (I don’t know if she was actually related to me) she was honest with me. And with the smell of liquor under her breath she sighed and slurred her words. “If I don’t teach these kids how to fuck then who will?” She was an older promiscuous lady who spent her whole life as a mistress to several men. She looked me straight in the eyes and directly told me, under no circumstance do you touch or talk dirty to a woman. Unless you are clearly invited to.
She gently explained to me that gals have their contact list full of men they talk dirty to. She reached over to pat my head and elaborated: fun women, strippers, and women in their 30s have heard it all. Dirty talk makes men easy to dismiss, and easy to forget. Then she instructed me, just give them the girlfriend treatment by doting on them.
If you go to a gals place of work, or a bar and ask them out for coffee, they will know what you want! No need to push it and never call it a date. If they are very receptive to your warmth then they will meet you halfway. If they don’t take the bait normally it means you aren’t her first choice.
If they bite
don’t say some odd sex thing and make her uncomfortable just eat her out immediately. If you stay the night, make her breakfast in the morning. If you have time, tidy up her place e.g. do the dishes, laundry, make the bed. Because the other men that she is talking to would never. Then with a smirk she made a V with her fingers and said pull the lips apart. Then gently suck on the clit and with the tip of your tongue spell the alphabet on her clit. At the time I died of laughter but what a pure hearted gal! This is advice that you will never get anywhere else.
The best breakfast tacos around!
So you woke up after finding a gal that didn’t put up to much of a fuss. She isn’t awake and you are looking around in her refrigerator and this is what you decide. We are going to make enough for 4 tacos, two for each of you.
Ingredients
- 4 flour tortilla
- 4 bacon strips
- 4 tbs grated cheese
- 3 eggs
- ½ avocado
- 1 tbs whole milk
- Some sriracha sauce
Steps
One bowl, three eggs, and one tablespoon of whole milk with a two tablespoon of grated cheese. Whisk thoroughly then cook lightly. The secret with the eggs is that they are under-cooked so when you cook the tacos they won’t be over cooked. Final note with the eggs is that we have cheese loaded in the eggs so we can have less cheese added to the taco from appearance. We are constantly try to fight for that limited taco space
Open up Bacon and cook low and slow four strips of bacon and pull them out once they start to brown. The key to bacon is they cook more like Cookies, once it is off the stove or out of the oven it is still baking. That is why it is so easy to over cook bacon by the way. then we minced the bacon with a knife
We don’t fully clean the pan. We leave some of the bacon grease for flavor and to cook with. We warm up all the tortillas and we should be able to slice an avocado during this time. The idea of warming up the tortillas is so you can easily bend them, then you load them up. With egg, minced bacon, grated cheese and cut up avocado. Cooking until they are done, this is more of an art then a science.
Optional: step that helps bring everything together is to put some delicious sriracha sauce on it. That spice helps make it PoP!
