Mai Tais, and easy women there is love! You wake up from the night before, the hangover and lack of nicotine is killing you. Once you find the strength to pull yourself up from bed you stumble your way to the kitchen. Then you remember the recipe 

Ingredients

2 ounces white rum

3 ounce orange curaçao

2 ounce lime juice, freshly squeezed

3 ounce orgeat

2 ounce dark rum

The important thing is to keep in mind that these ingredients are scalable and Remember to light up a cigarette of your choosing.

optional use Overproof Rum

then follow these steps

Add the white rum and curaçao, lime juice and orgeat into a shaker with crushed ice and shake briefly.

Pour into a white styrofoam cup or if you have a plastic kids cup that will do too.

Float the dark rum over the top.

On to easy Women

You found a Gal that’s out of your league: beautiful, Intelligent and the life of the party, you did what was natural. Started dating her and rented a house only for everything to fall apart. She is loved by everyone including your parents, she is great and she isn’t a match for you. After a few years you realize how awful high maintenance women are, nor do you feel like going out every weekend. You start to dread everything about this girl and what is fun for a honeymoon isn’t fun when you are exhausted.

So you break things off and move back in with your parents, you feel like after a few years you understand what went wrong. She wasn’t easy. you slowly heal and realize your love of Mai Tais, and easy women there is love

Here is a list of things to search for

She smokes cigarettes, nothing harder like weed, no hard drugs but she has understood that the small things aren’t worth worrying about. Most importantly she isn’t going to put up a fuss!

She is a little overweight, and has a cute face. Your girl knowing good food is really important after the Honeymoon phase wears off, coming home to good food will put you in a good mood.

A personal favorite is a Gal that’s a few years older than you and every small thing isn’t some mountain that has never been climbed. Inexperienced women aren’t worth a lot in the real world.

Fin

This advice goes for anyone, learn how to mix a drink and find a easy woman. the “best” won’t make you happy just miserable.